Being a notorious old geezer myself, I decided to pass along these life lessons that I have learned:
1, Never build a house in a flood plain.
2. Anytime you’re offered a free lunch, turn it down. Chances are it’s someone selling time shares or rare coins.
3. Live BENEATH your income. And sock the surplus into conservative, interesting-paying investments.
4. Avoid all state and national lotteries. They’re a tax on the stupid.
5. Don’t smoke; it’s the No. 1 cause of shortened lives and aging morbidity.
6. Use credit cards and enjoy the 25-day float, but pay off the balances every month.
7. Exercise daily and vigorously (tennis is my passion).
8. Eat well, but sensibly, and maintain your normal weight.
9. Enjoy wide-ranging activities — books, concerts, plays, movies, sports, etc. They stimulate your mental, physical, and emotional powers.
10. Develop the art of critical thinking. Untested theories are just that — unproved theories.
11, And don’t give advice to people who don’t ask for it. And even if they do, be wary. Most people don’t want your opinion, just confirmation of their own prejudices.